Where the hell I am? What an earth is this place? Who is that snoring and farting carcass? Bloody hell is this somekind of abduction of aliens? ONSLOW!!! Where are u? I need help!!! And who are u devil staring at me?
You too, the satan, do something. I don’t want that monster to turn. Oh fuck do something else than smile with that stupid face. Allright now get up and slowly quiet as a mouse to find your blues way shoes and as fast as possible to out. NOW! RUN!
Still wondering where I am, people are strange, snow is everywhere and a hell its a lot. Sky is dark and god damn I dont have any jacket and its so horrible cold. Im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing. Panic: hypothermia. NOW! RUN! Little snowflakes wet my face and hair. Then that devil with red horns shows me the way. Where the hell Onslow is when I need him?
I run and run and finally I am somewhere in a place where is a lot of bars and some shops and black people and gypsies and short bearded men. Young junkie looking man runs and two guards try to catch up. I heard something strange: “vittu nussikaa puluja!” and then the man disappeared.
This is not true or I cant believe this is true, I turn around in the alley and the devil is showing me the bar. I look the name, wow its Oslo, and Norwegian flags are surrounding the name. Yep I need definitely beer and fast.