GREAT!!! Finland has now 8% alcoholic drinks at the shops. I have drank after yesterday and been drunk. Yesterday it was at first hard to find drinks but soon they went on sale. The new law applies to wines, ciders and beers. The booze has to be bought from the state monopoly “Alko” further.
Yesterday when I had finally found a bottle of red wine I went to drink it on a park bench. And it didn´t take long before the police were on me. In Finland you are not allowed to drink alcohol in public places. A police car drove up next to me and the hog opened window and ordered bluntly: “Go elsewhere to clear it”. “Okay, this was just a taste”, I answered. So I changed just the bench.
After I finished the bottle I decided to go to the bar. On the way I saw a chick I knew and asked her to go to the bar with me. I bought us beers at the bar and we talked this and that. Damn, I started to feel pussy hungry. I put my hand on the chicks leg and moved it toward the cunt. Chick took my hand away and bluntly gave a negative answer: “Shame on you! I though you were a gentleman.” I was embarrassed and I asked her to change the bar with me. That was ok and we did go to next bar and drank quite a lot.
Now I got terrible hungover and I have been in drunk two days. I decide to go to the library to edit my porn blog. Damn, I can sit on the bench in the corner for ten minutes and someone crazy woman comes to sit near me. Oh fuck what she tries to do? She tries all a time to look what I am doing with my laptop. A real agent, fuck she looks like a dry middle-aged cow who tries to voyeur.
After half an hour I get enough. More wine, more beer!!! I go to the shop and buy a bottle of 8% red wine and few beers and go to the nearest park to drink them. “CHEERS!!!”. Onslow manages to completely suprise me. I told him about the crazy reindeer cow I met at the library and we drink all together and Onslow answered typically for everything: “Fuck, nice”.
I have now drunk for a week and its wednesday. Just drinking, fuck nice. I have been drunk for two weeks now. I was ready to start my sport program but I could´t be arsed. No slags no banging with anyone not even slamming the ham just drinking. Oh shit I´m ready to throw up.
When I throw up I start seeing visions. Stars and colorful balls. I try to catch them but no way. Then starts music..louder and louder Uriah Heep Easy Living https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75tvdg-GpkM oh yeah I play air guitar harder and harder and jump for a while. After half an hour I´m so fucking tired that I decide to go to sleep. Good night.