{"id":147,"date":"2024-05-15T08:01:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-15T08:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/?p=147"},"modified":"2024-12-25T09:08:10","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T09:08:10","slug":"in-a-mental-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/2024\/05\/15\/in-a-mental-hospital\/","title":{"rendered":"IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>At the hospital, there were many people waiting for me. I didn\u00b4t have a fear, oh I was a brave heart and so they asked me to sit down to wait for the interview of doctors. There were some magazines and I was reading them. The minutes passed and they seemed like an eternity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally my time came and I walked to the room of doctors. Two doctors, men this time and bespectacled. Fuck, I did get a crazy idea to start shout but I could control myself. They introduced themselves and asked me: &#8220;what\u00b4s the problem? &#8221; I am confused by the directness of the question and answered them: &#8220;I don`t know. I feel like there is chaos inside my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They ask me to describe in more detail and I start telling the same stories like before. At first what I tell them is disciplined and honest. However, they ask for clarification on everything I say and so I get finally tired and I start to use my imagination to help me when I can&#8217;t remember and I can&#8217;t really feel anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I get them excited about my story about telepathic feelings of connection. I tell them how regularly when I watch TV news I feel like I&#8217;m telepathically connected to the reader. Then I decide to deepen my story with an example and my faith from the last war. I say that I believe that the men on the night patrol heard each other&#8217;s thoughts without saying a word. The narrative somehow put them in a festive mood as if they had discovered something great and mighty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Then followed questions about the general state of health and <br>when the health inquiries ended they welcomed me as if in the best hotel.  <br>They decided to cancel the compulsory treatment decision and they explained that I am in treatment voluntarily until they finish their investigation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so the welcoming ceremonies began. After the blood test, we went to take a urine sample. An unbelievably good-looking blonde nurse watched me with a hard eye when I tried to squeeze some urine into the jar. Somehow her presence and gaze made me aroused and an erection followed. I was embarrassed and apologized and she was not a girl of yesterdays tea and said to me sit down we will wait five minutes. After five minutes we tried again but I did get aroused again. Third time was successful and she gave me a thumbs up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the hospital, there were many people waiting for me. I didn\u00b4t have a fear, oh I was a brave heart and so they asked me to sit down to wait for the interview of doctors. There were some magazines and I was reading them. The minutes passed and they seemed like an eternity. Finally &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/2024\/05\/15\/in-a-mental-hospital\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":461,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olivertwistys.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}