Im watching news read by a woman known for her relationships with black men. Wow, Im very very happy. Could a man feel any happier. Feminism is on the rise and they have a principle for everything like Larry Flynt: “I have a right”. What is a man\u00b4s right? To work work work, to wank wank wank, to do endles one hand clapping. But would a man have the right to even dump if the women decided? To wank? No way. To dump thats our right. Wow Im happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I try to do my blog but what the hell my connection is too slow. All right little bastards are making their magic things. Hackers, game freaks same shit for me I have paid my internet connection which doesnt work. I make a decission to go to library where I will get a new ip adress. God damn Im happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I walk and take a subway, fuck I dont own a car the magic minge magnet. I am happy walking is good for your health. Someone has made suicide by jumping under the train at the subway station. There are a lot of people and rescue personnel. Luckily that marty jumped under the train going in the opposite direction. Im happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I decide to go to the store to buy a couple of bananas. Despite the long anti-goverment strikes we have bananas. Im happy. Before I get to pay I see and hear something typical. A little boy cries when his mother doesn\u00b4t buy him a lollipop. The woman is not poor but a bourgeois who looks rich and says to the boy: “Boys don`t like sweets and sweets destroy your teeth”. Fuck nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Immediately after I have paid, I take a bite of the banana. An unknown mummy mutters angrily as if I have done something bad, typical. Then comes a group of four young boys walking after a lone guy and they scream to him: “Hey mother fucker! Fucking faggot! We will cut your joy bone you fucking joy boy! I stop the boys and ask them what the fuck, was that for me? The boys startle and quickly walk in the other direction. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I get to the library, ofcourse I have to pee. Just when I`ve drained the last drops, I hear somethin familiar: “Fuck nice”. Its Onslow dumping something super dangerous for breathing. The smell of shit is so so superior that i got the feeling to spew. Onslow puts the Donald Duck away and says: “Cheers Oliver! I heard you have problems with girls and internet, but don`t mind life is a shitty thing”. I answer almost in tears for a long time: “Oh thanks, you are sometimes best in my life what has happened”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I finish my blog work in the library and decide to read the day`s afternoon papers and what the hell? THE FUCKING CONSERVATIVE GOVERMENT. What they have done again. Hospitals are closed, the poorest pensioners living abroad are deprived of their national pension, young high school students will be charged more etc etc ignoring about consequences. Savings as reasons but the savings are absolutely negligible. These action only cause great trouble and harm to large and poor groups of people. Fuck how happy I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough is enough now, I make a decission to go Kontula the place where is the sin. I mean drugs cause sex I haven`t seen there never and I have visited there over twelve years. I go to bar called Kippari and I found there lot of black people and also one my negro friend called same as I Oliver. Fuck thats nice. Then there come a gypsy man whos name I don`t never remember but he is good friend of mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suprise suprise we drink beer and black Oliver has some bud and gypsy some valium. Perfect combination. I was so happy that god made me right here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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