I´m writing my blog and I get an erection. When I finish my blog post, I have to go to the bathroom to jerk off. Oh fuck, that´s truth what I didn´t believe before. My 16.5 cm cock has shrunk at least two centimeters. Fuck. Nice. How is that possible?
What the fuck? I haven´t scummed in three months. Is that so fucking much?Then I start calculating. The Finnish winter. The temperature, it can be 20 to 30 degrees below zero. I haven´t drunk in three months either. What is the fuck? I want to know. But before the plan I go to the local bar.
Then I go to a bar owned by a beautiful Vietnamese. Isn’t there some conservative Englishman sitting there? O h Yep. God save the king. But for me God save the queen. Rest of my life. Talk goes like this.: “When have you seen your mother boy?” “Thank god. She is dead”. The english fart is humming and I get angry. Very very angry. Then I shout to him: ” Fuck you I will join to IRA!”.
I want to change the bar and so leave for the Pub Paris. I sit there alone in my time and what happens? OMG that woman with wicked breasts walks in.
I wait for her return from the bar counter and see an opportunity to invite her to my side
Oh yep there she came to sit down to right place near me. And so the porter also came to the scene and immediately demanded money. I gave him 50 euro to pay me and Isabella. Of course porter doesn´t have change. Isabella put me in a bit of a better mood though and I hug her because I want to feel those huge tits.
Some time after we talked Isabella asks if I want to have sex with her. Damn what a sexy blonde with huge tits, but I remember the state of my cock: “Oh fuck baby I´m so sorry but something weird has happened to me”. “My cock is shrunken at least 2 cm. Isabella is not a little girl and I feel impotence to satisfy her. I refuse the offer, but I offer her a drink.
I decide to go home and on the way home I remember that the damn porter forgot to give the change. Fuck, nice. That´s so fucking nice. I go to shop to buy something small to eat. And what the fuck one of the staff ask me to open my backpack as if I had stolen something. Fuck, nice.
I´m walking home and I´m met by a dog that seems interested. All right come on boy piss on the feet. But a miracle happened, he was happy and wanted to make friends. God damn I was happy also. Finally something positive for today.
At home I go to pee first. Then I noticed something what I have had always. Pubic fat has grown at least a centimeter, if not even a couple. I squeeze it in a great disgust. Yak. Fuck, nice. I´ve wondered about the pubic area before and I remember the explanation that fat cells appear during puberty and cannot be influenced because they are genetic. Yes, but why did I see so much fat. My God why did you turn me into a polar bear.
And that was not all. My cock has been also curvy last times I´ve wanked. I google curvy cock and get an explanation, Morbus Pyeronie. I´m not sure about that because I haven´t had any pain at all. Could the erection be just that powerful or strong? I don´t know but I want those two lost centimeters back.
I calculate that the curve takes maybe half a centimeter. I can get help with that by ordering a vacuum pump. But how much pubic fat can be removed from me? Three centimeters? Wow, that´s all together 3.5 centimeters plus. I will get 18 centimeters cock if everything goes well. Great. Yes god exists and god save the both king and queen.